Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Dad Jokes Around (Funny Father's Day Gift from Son or Daughter for the Dad Who Has Everything) (World's Best Dad Jokes Collection)
Paperback – May 1, 2018
by Jimmy Niro (Author)
The perfect novelty gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!
With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Ah, the dad joke―humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners.
These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:
I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
A: The road.
About the Author
JIMMY NIRO is the proud father of five children, all of whom he embarrasses regularly with his bad dad jokes.
Publisher : Sourcebooks (May 1, 2018)
Language : English
Paperback : 160 pages
ISBN-10 : 1492675377
ISBN-13 : 9781492675372
Item Weight : 4.8 ounces
Dimensions : 5 x 0.4 x 8 inches
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