Dad Jokes for New Dads: The Ultimate New Dad Gift to Embarrass Your Kids Early With 500+ Jokes! (Funny Gag Gift for First-Time Dad or Father's Day Gift for Husband) (World's Best Dad Jokes Collection)
Paperback – May 1, 2020
by Jimmy Niro (Author)
The perfect Father's Day gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal!
With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children―and most importantly―embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious title perfect for baby showers and Father's Day! Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new dads and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes and "helpful" pro tips to help new dads get by! The perfect gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life!
Includes knee-slappers like:
Q: What did the big beer name its baby?
A: Micro brew.
I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!
Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
About the Author
JIMMY NIRO lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his family. He is the proud father of five children, all of whom he embarrasses regularly with his bad dad jokes.
Publisher : Sourcebooks (May 1, 2020)
Language : English
Paperback : 160 pages
ISBN-10 : 1728205298
ISBN-13 : 9781728205298
Lexile measure : 560L
Item Weight : 4.8 ounces
Dimensions : 5 x 0.37 x 8 inches
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